A Day After Yesterday

Do you drop your friends if they become too much of a problem for you?
~ nope...i'm acceptable...evryone has their ups and down moment...so juz be fren ajelah!

What would do you do/say to make a good first impression on someone?
~ senyumlah, kerna dunia akan menyintaimu :)

How old are you in 1980?
~ tambah tolak darab bahagi punca kuasa dua = aku lahir tahun 1986.

Do you have the body that you want?
~ alhamdulillah...segala yang baik datangnya dari ALLAH...

I say, southern comfort, you think?
~ owh, i prefer kutub utara laa...much more comfortable kot...:evil::evil:

There's a burglar behind you, what would you grab to hit them with?
~owh, mister burglar...awat hang x jual beger?awat hang mencuri?sy katak dia dgn ape2 sajer yg boleh dicapai waktu itu...katak!jangan x katak!

What items that needs batteries is nearest to you?
~my fon...

What's one word that will not describe you?
~gemok!(klu sape2 jumpa aku dlm keadaan gemuk tuhh, bkn aku laa tuhh!)

What made you smile last?
~ something...

Your phone rings...what's your first thought?
~ yesss?

What did you last do 15 minutes ago?
~kuar dgn dia

Where were you New Year's Eve 1999?
~kat KT KT non cosa nostra...hoh0ho

What did you have for breakfast today?
~nasi goreng kampung ajerr...

Did you do anything crazy today?
~ kegilaan adalah hak milik setiap insan...

How did your first crush turn out?
~ ntah..kuar dari mana ntah...

A genie grants you 3 wishes, you wish for
~hepi famili dunia + akhirat
~famili + rezki yang diberkati Allah
~mencoba m'bahagiakan setiap insan...

Would you ever go to a nude beach?
~ i tink a b!+ch would go to that nude beach...well, i'm not a b!+ch...

Who/what was the last fotograph that you took off?
~ aku dh lama x amik gambo...

Who was the last person you danced with?
- aku wat shuffle ngn adik aku...yoh0ho...(mak aku marah "nari mcm masuk kerengga dlm baju")....peace momma!

How far is it from your house to Wal-mart?
~owh, mart yang ade wall ke?aku rasa sumer mart ade wall...WALLS[hidup biar sedap]

Why did you quit your previous job?
~sy pernah bekerja kahh?

What did you do when you last walked away from your computer?
~ dia ajak kuar...

What's your ringtone on your phone?
~ hmm...silent mode...

What would you say to your boss if you won the lottery tomorrow?
~"bosss, aku resign serta merta tanpa notis 24 jam pun..."
(kpd adik2 di bwh umor 80, 'sila jgn main loteri'..kpd mangkuk yg umo 80 lbey tp stil main loteri, 'weiiii...korang anytime je bley berada 6 ft under...insafff laa woiiit')
moral of the stori : jgn main loteri, 3D, 4D, magnum, casino royale, sport toto....(tido atas toto lg best...)

How much money did you spend today?
- rm3

What year will be your 21st birthday...or was?
- 1 tahun + 18 ari yang lepas...

Do you answer the phone everytime it rings?
~it dependsss (kwn2 aku slalu marah sbb aku x jawab fon kol, sms dihantar pending, henset off, sms lambat reply....hoh0ho...i'm not a henfon freak.

What are you getting tired of?
~ panjang siottttttt survei nihh...letih aku jawab...(tp yg ko jawab jugak tuhh pehal cik zaila woiiit)

When was the last time you cursed and what word did you use?
~ adelah!rahasia...

Do you slam things when you are angry?
~msa zmn muda2 dlu...skg sdg pura2 matang...hoh0ho...

What was the one thing that you have outgrown but refuse to throw away on ?
~ erm, ade baju panas...mak aku kait sendiri...(yeke?belasah aje laa)

What's the most difficult goodbye you ever had to say?
- gudbai my fren....it's not the end....(lagu spice girls tuhh...ape ntah tajuk dia...lupa shiot)

Are you missing the person who is missing you?
~ sape plak yang hilang? ade budak baru hilang lg ker? (pura2 x faham soklan)

Who is on your mind right now?
~ (pura2 x nampak soklan)

What time does your alarm go off in the morning?
~ 6.30am

Who are you avoiding?
~ liar! (pronounce = la-yer!)
~ player!
~ casanova-yer!
~ bua-yer!
~ hipokrit ppl laa...

Why aren't you in school or at work?
~ sbb nih kan dh malam...

What was the last lesson you learned?
~ hargai orang yang ade di depan mata anda...jangan dicari orang yang jauh di mata anda...kerna, yang jauh akan terus menjauh...dan yang dekat akan berlalu pergi pabila x dihargai...hargailah mereka sehingga titisan darah terakhir anda... (ape aku merepek nihh?!!?)

Are you an organ donor?
~ tidak...

What is your favorite NFL team?
~ not interested!

What is the most boring-est sport?
~ golf...aku pelik laa, apesal org suka main golf?dah laa game lembap gilerr...nk pukul 1 bola pun amik masa AT LEAST 15 minutes...duk ukur angle nyer, ini laa itu laa...kamon!juz pukul sahajalah bola itu!

Who was the last person to say that they love you?
~ (pura2 x nampak soklan ini)

Who was the last person you said it to?
~ (pura2 x faham soklan ini)

What is one thing that you are addicted to?
~ sleep!!

What will you never believe in?
~ manusia!

Do you enjoy hugs?
~ sy suka ape yg sy suka, sy x suka ape yg sy x suka...